I am Maxine
I am a model
I am a free soul
I am very sociable, somewhat exuberant.
I love pick up lines
I love food
I love intellectuals
I love being overly sarcastic
I think people who make me laugh are pure sex.
I think religion consists of obligatory guilt; with different holidays attached to it.
In other words:
When not walking on water, I fly through the air with the greatest of ease. ;)